White Trash — Trailer Park — Super Party!

Yep! That is what we are having here this week folks. The sort of week that really makes you value your elitist anti-social book fetish. Where to begin? A while back I mentioned how my neighbor was trying to build a fire pit — maybe you recall, it’s not that crucial as the landlord (obviously) … Continue reading White Trash — Trailer Park — Super Party!

Just a Quick Update

I'm in San Diego. When I'm in New England I get a lot of people on my phone and in my inbox suggesting that they want to play when I am in SoCal. Well I am here bitches! I have limited time to play in San Diego through the 3rd of April. I am ONLY … Continue reading Just a Quick Update

An update: Draft Sent, California Dates, New England Dates, Call Me On NF

I have no idea how many more chances I am going to have to update this blog before I’m in motion. My time is tight, so here are the facts: I got my draft sent into my committee! I am very fucking proud of myself. It took forever and a lot of ignoring other things. … Continue reading An update: Draft Sent, California Dates, New England Dates, Call Me On NF

Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.

Why do people stand me up? I have been in the smut business for so long. I like the connection that I get from people from real intimate interpersonal connection, but then people do stupid shit and stand me up. I have little patience for my time being wasted. I am going back under my … Continue reading Stood Up By A Little Boy. Maybe His Mother Will Comfort Him.

Day Two: Public Blowjob

I met a bitch who I have seen before.  We met in a quiet, cozy, charming New England tea house.  There were people sitting right behind us.  They were chatting, I was a little too loud.  I talked about pissing and dildos.  At one point they stopped talking because they had clearly overheard something that … Continue reading Day Two: Public Blowjob

I’m In Las Vegas through April 18th

I'm in Vegas. I'm holed up in a hotel room on the strip. I'm working on my thesis. I need to finish this bitch but I spent a lot of money getting to vegas, for no apparent reason. Come distract me. I have toys and sexy clothing and I would love to head out for … Continue reading I’m In Las Vegas through April 18th

Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)

Greetings, my loyal readers. Sorry I have been absent for so very long. I was busy having fun. I’m going to bring you up to speed. I have been traveling a lot. Last update here suggests that I was in New Orleans, which I was and will be again soon. I am currently in Las … Continue reading Come Amuse Me ~~ (or the art of the run on sentence)