I’m at the lounge and shit is lonely. I have to piss. I’m horny as a teenage boy. Gawd, where are you pervert? You could be here with me having an epic time.
Sadly this is likely my last trip here for a while. This club is dead and I’m gonna wander someplace else.
If I can’t find a dirty sexy place that generates income I’m gonna save my knees from the stripper shoes.
save me from my hell and get your pervy arse in here. We’re open till 1:00
Then I’m either gonna get my freak on or watch porn.
This should not be like selling root canals.