Censorship in my smut bubble

Bullshit Changing All The Time Censorship

Dealing with porn sites is really getting to be a huge pain in the arse. These ‘censorship’ rules are largely self imposed based on the website. This post is about my frustration in dealing with these silly power tripping censors.

Eros guide is what pushed me over the edge today.

They won’t let me use this photo:

Because my crotch is the main focus of the picture. Doesn’t matter that I am fully dressed, no I have my legs spread on a site that allows the adverts of the Porn Star Experience, oh for shame. I can’t have my legs spread.

Last time I dealt with this shit they would not let me use these photos:

Because I have something covering my face. A mask, oh no! Masks are out but face blurig is fine. Explain this?

Previously it was ‘no bondage’ in any photos, and no mixing BDSM and escort ads but now they have a series of check boxes that inquire about your domme / sub status that you can select if you advertise in the escort section.

Yeah, self imposed censorship laws will not protect them, it will only backfire. These sites are trying to mix it us so that the feds don’t shut them down. But eventually the feds will shut them down.

Another website that I am peeved at for this sort of thing is niteflirt. The rules about what you can and can not talk about are bizarre. Since this is largely an erotic fantasy line it seems that saying things (in the states where speech is protected) would not be a problem. And you are allowed to discuss some pretty edgy things there, whoring people out, financially ruining them, blackmaiing them. These are acceptable for this erotic phone sex line but having a discussion about drinking piss is not. So I am forced to write my ads in some strange cryptic code. Only the cool kids know what I am taking about, but apparantly the censors don’t.

I’m not the edgiest porn producer in the world. I’m a comedic pornographer. So why do I feel like some of the mild things I am into are out of the question?

Other things I like but can’t advertise include: Adult babies, age games of all sorts, toilet games, public humiliation, making you suck glory hole dick, needle play, fisting, knives, and other good times.

I can’t ever find an acceptable place to put these:

Because weapons are too much for the porn world. Not the culture at large, just the porn world.

So this is just a message suggesting that I’m kinds peeved at the ‘censors’ and their silly little power trips.

I’m going back to the Mae West style of dealing with censors. Give them a few things they will have to take out so they don’t fuck with your art. This is a paraphrase, obviously.

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