A Pervert Walks into a Bar

He came into see me, I brought a bag of toys with me, I strolled into this VIP lounge decorated with fake palm trees and cheap sofas. “Sit on the couch” I tell him. I get out a couple lengths of rope, I hog tie him face down at the foot of the sofa. “There … Continue reading A Pervert Walks into a Bar

Come Play My Dirty Games! — I’m Performing at Mardi Gras II

I’m a dirty bird. I’m an exhibitionist and I love love love to play in public. I’m also a struggling grad student / artist. My life is forever entangled in tiny little financial dramas. Seems like all at once everything that could need to be paid for needs to be paid for NOW. More often … Continue reading Come Play My Dirty Games! — I’m Performing at Mardi Gras II

Public Golden Showers — In Boston Today!

I'm heading into Boston. I'll be running around all afternoon / evening. I have this gallon of water with me and it is disappearing fast. I have to pee. I'll be driving to western mass tonight after I'm done pissing in Boston. Be My Roadside Toilet! Widow Centauri 619.884.2376 Call or text for same day … Continue reading Public Golden Showers — In Boston Today!

Confirm Your Philadelphia Bookings or I might stay home

Sitting here listening to RAW, wondering if I should really drive to Philadelphia. The cards are sort of stacked against me. My car has been in the shop for weeks. I picked it up and returned it for a wholly different repair only a day later. It is in the shop right now. I am … Continue reading Confirm Your Philadelphia Bookings or I might stay home

A Hot Spot for Road Side Piss Stops

There is a scenic rest stop on a hwy near me. It is notorious for being the gay trucker rest stop. The perfect blow n go pull off. Drive down the road, pull into a rest stop that has nothing scenic, no bathroom, and a dozen parking spaces facing the hwy. I have been driving … Continue reading A Hot Spot for Road Side Piss Stops