I went to Santa Barbara to speak about my research. I gave two presentations. Gender Variant Neologisms and SM 101. Neologisms are new words. The pictures show an adventure that took place on Sunday during SM 101. After the workshop I was asked to demo some of the toys and techniques I was discussing. As I started to tie up a sexy lady I realized a line was forming. I tied four hot chicks together and took them into the closing ceremony. We went right up to the podium and I tried to give them to the speaker. No one actually said anything about the dominatrix who brought a train of bondage babes into the hall. They just asked us to leave. We went to the courtyard and finished playing. I flogged Ryan, a very good hugger from Berkeley, on the UC Santa Barbara campus. I love public love. Campus love is particularly sexy.