I suppose you know your doing something right when the censors start to shut you down. It never feels like it though. Today my profile on Collar Me was suspended because to many people complained about me. I’m not sure why they give a fuck about me on a website designed to connect kinky people with one another.
Collar me is a page that has profiles of kinky people trying to find other kinky people. I’m a smoking hot dominatrix and I’m actually looking for a few good slaves. You would be surprised to discover exactly how difficult it is to find helpful, low maintenance, competent slaves. I have to put up a personal ad that then gets blocked because of complaints.
Maybe the users of CM are looking for overweight middle aged women who will make them lick the floor of their own apartment “on cam.” LOL I am not into domination on cam. I like to watch boys suffer.
I also updated my profile with some pretty edgy things that a dominatrix not say or do. Oh Hoo Hoo! I guess that when it comes to being kinky I just don’t fit in. I never liked seventh grade much – I skipped the whole year (read cut class not jumped to 8th grade) and this scene is starting to feel a lot like junior high school.
I’m sorry that I don’t validate the gods of perverts. I don’t follow the rules, I’m not interested in “acting” like a dominatrix. If I’m happy I’m gonna smile. Scowling will give you frown lines and tends to make you grumpy. I’m a fucking smiley dominatrix. Deal with it.