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Because I dig writing so much I thought I would mention here that I would really like to find a syndicated column in a print publication.

Penthouse Forum, A Village Voice syndicate, THE ONION (oh please pick me onion), I suppose I should even consider something less reputable but I am “on the market” for a printed column.

I am always looking for adventures, good times, travel, play, toys, boys, slaves, shoes, and other good stuff. This page will be updated with my current desires as often as they change, which is to say hourly. LOL

Here is my wish list.
All I do is work – the things on this list are geared towards my career, not my kink. If you want to buy me gifts Syren Latex and The Baroness have my measurements on file.

I want a written column in a print publication. Paper would be nice. If you can make that sort of thing happen contact me ASAP.

If you can fund the adventure of taking my show to The Edinburgh Festival contact me right now. This is one of the most important things you can do for my career. Get my show there and you will have a spot in my pervy life! Don’t try to BS me — if you tell me you can do this I will push you to put out right now. Make it happen rich theater freak!

Bookings and Media Appearances

I am available to:

Show up in your weird little town and perform this summer.

I am Currently booking my one-woman show for the spring and summer of 2008. For more info see www.americandominatrix.wordpress.com

Teach at your event.

I have over 30 different sexuality workshops that I am planning on turning into an academic course on alternative sexuality. Call me up and ask me to visit your “sex ed” class. I am happy to make appearances and to help the world get a handle on sexuality in any way I can. Conferences, Events, Cruise Ships, and Smut Stores are encouraged to contact me — I love to teach alternative sexuality!

Media Appearances

Have me on your vod cast, write about me in your blog, add me to your blogroll …

I love media exposure and am available for any kind of it. I have much to promote. And I’ll wear something sexy!

My agent wants you to know that I’m available for theatrical work too.

Making a movie? I would love to audition for it. Cameos and interesting parts appreciated. I can not commit to a lead role in a feature at this time.

Collaborations

Wanna take my picture?
Wanna take me on an adventure?
Wanna take me shopping?

Have a project that you want me to participate in? Ask, I might say yes – especially if it pays.

Wanna be my slave?

Ha ha – you and every other pervert in this world. I’m looking for a decent slave, as you can tell from reading around these parts. I have recently come to the conclusion that I might not find slave right so I am willing to consider slave okay, that is to say your chances have greatly improved – I am lowering my standards.

My perfect slave looks like this:

Big, Beautiful Black, Buff
Super kinky — public GS, needles, role play, heavy rubber bondage, etc.
Wealthy
Obedient
Exabitionistic
A Pain Slut
Not concerned about being guilty by association
Has experience and references
Has ample free time to amuse me
Isn’t threatened by cock — I have several and my girlfriend has one too!

I’m especially looking for a slave who has an RV and the inclination to drive me around as I perform my one-woman show this spring / summer. For more information about this read my entry: Have an RV? ~~~ Be My Road Bitch!

I hope we get to work together soon.

Widow Centauri