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Widow Centauri is a graduate student in southern California.  Graduate school is pricey.  If you would like to donate money to her education please send cash / check / money order to:

Widow Centauri
PO Box 27254
Los Angeles CA 90027

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Wish list update June 2009
I have lost a lot of weight and consequently none of my clothing fits.  Sure some of the tight stuff still fits but mostly I’m way too small for all my favorite garments.  Also, I’m wicked broke.  If you are less broke than me, send me something from this list!

Clothing
Yoga clothing (http://www.lululemon.com/)
Panties – size 7 or Medium
Berkshire stockings size 2
Demask latex – DeMask is my favorite!
Bras – better to send me gift certificates or fly me to NYC and take me shopping for custom bras.  My boobs are very picky.
Designer shoes  — size 7 1/2  — my feet just grew half a size and now none of my shoes fit!  Grrrrrrr.

School Supplies
A Proper Desk and Chair
Locking file cabinets
Pens – I do appreciate nice fountain pens.
Anything written by Foucault, Nietzsche, Judith Butler or Wilhelm Reich
A new printer that might keep working for the entire school year
Blank Journals without lines

Pricy Things
A car
Apple Computers

Super Cheap Shit
Music – I love all kinds of music.  Political Punk, Mashups, and old school rap are personal favorites.  Anything you made or your friends band – I love music that is hard to come by.  Please no mainstream American pop.  British pop is ducky, anything from far way lands is good too.
Organic dark chocolate with ginger or orange but no berries or cherries
Mac makeup
Tylenol
Exotic Flowers

Health Related Gifts (I’m a raging health nut)
Bikram yoga packages – ask me for details if you are serious and ready to purchase a package for me now.
An inversion machine
Custom Walking Shoes
Acupuncture

Other Sexy Stuff
A book deal
My own TV show (depending on terms)
A personal introduction to big wigs of Sociology
Dinner in NYC with my girlfriend.  You can sit there quietly and pay for things as we amuse ourselves at your expense.  I miss her.  Make this happen.
A phone bill slave
Violet wand
Tickets to the opera
Video equipment

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Because I dig writing so much I thought I would mention here that I would really like to find a syndicated column in a print publication.Penthouse Forum, A Village Voice syndicate, THE ONION (oh please pick me onion), I suppose I should even consider something less reputable but I am “on the market” for a printed column.

I am always looking for adventures, good times, travel, play, toys, boys, slaves, shoes, and other good stuff.

Here is my work related wish list.
All I do is work – the things on this list are geared towards my career, not my kink. If you want to buy me gifts Syren Latex and The Baroness have my measurements on file.

I want a written column in a print publication. Paper would be nice. If you can make that sort of thing happen contact me ASAP.

If you can fund the adventure of taking my show to The Edinburgh Festival contact me right now. This is one of the most important things you can do for my career. Get my show there and you will have a spot in my pervy life! Don’t try to BS me — if you tell me you can do this I will push you to put out right now. Make it happen rich theater freak!

Bookings and Media Appearances

I am available to:

Show up in your weird little town and perform this summer.

I am Currently booking my one-woman show for the spring and summer of 2009. For more info see www.americandominatrix.wordpress.com

and http://www.funnydominatrix.blip.tv

Teach at your event.

I have over 30 different sexuality workshops that I am planning on turning into an academic course on alternative sexuality. Call me up and ask me to visit your “sex ed” class. I am happy to make appearances and to help the world get a handle on sexuality in any way I can. Conferences, Events, Cruise Ships, and Smut Stores are encouraged to contact me — I love to teach alternative sexuality!

Media Appearances

Have me on your vod cast, write about me in your blog, add me to your blogroll …

I love media exposure and am available for any kind of it. I have much to promote. And I’ll wear something sexy!

I’m available for theatrical work too.

Making a movie? I would love to audition for it. Cameos and interesting parts appreciated. I can not commit to a lead role in a feature at this time.

Collaborations

Wanna take my picture?
Wanna take me on an adventure?
Wanna take me shopping?

Have a project that you want me to participate in? Ask, I might say yes – especially if it pays.

Wanna be my slave?

Ha ha – you and every other pervert in this world. I’m looking for a decent slave, as you can tell from reading around these parts. I have recently come to the conclusion that I might not find slave right so I am willing to consider slave okay, that is to say your chances have greatly improved – I am lowering my standards.

My perfect slave looks like this:

Big, Beautiful Black, Buff
Super kinky — public GS, needles, role play, heavy rubber bondage, etc.
Wealthy
Obedient
Exabitionistic
A Pain Slut
Not concerned about being guilty by association
Has experience and references
Has ample free time to amuse me
Isn’t threatened by cock — I have several and my girlfriend has one too!

I hope we get to work together soon.

Widow Centauri