FAQ

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS AND FREQUENT MENTIONED STATEMENTS

What is your name about? Your Parents didn’t name you Widow, did they? What is your REAL name?
The only name I use is Widow Centauri. My friends call me Widow, my family calls me Widow, if you want to know how come Widow is my real name, watch my one woman show. It is explained there.

CAN WE FUCK?

Probably not. If you are a sexy black man with a big dick the odds get much better. If you are a butch dyke, maybe. If you are a silly little white guy and you want to fuck me, take a number. I might be persuaded to trade sex for money. I might not. Depends on how much money you offer me. I am not a full service escort. I am a very sexual person. I am not going to promise you sex. If you turn me on, you will be the first to know. Then I’ll blog about it.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT …
No.
I’m not interested in sending you custom made free porn. If you want to know something that isn’t easy to find on my blog, you can ask in an email. I might write about it and post it here, if it is an interesting question. If you want to know about what turns me on, what I offer, what Public Golden Showers are about, or any other thing about my personal or sex life READ MY BLOG. Don’t expect that I want to talk to you. I don’t.

I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU. YOU DON’T WANT TO CHAT WITH ME, SEND ME PIC, BE MY FRIEND ONLINE. YOU ARE A BITCH.

This might be true. I might be a bitch. I’m not sure. I don’t care. I am busy. I have a thesis to write, a book that I am ignoring, a sex life I am ignoring, smut that my readers want me to write, and a whole slew of personal shit to deal with all the time. If you want to get to know me READ MY BLOG. The best way to figure out what I am about is to be here. I am not a sweet girl, I am not looking for a boyfriend, I am not interested in getting to know you. Most people bore me to tears. I would rather say home and read. I love to read. You want to get to know me? Read what I write.

WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?

You think I’m interested in going dancing with you or to a movie? I’m not
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If you have a private library, if you make film noir features, if you are Bob Zmuda I want to get to know you.
If we talk, if we sleep together, if you think that I am getting to know you I have put on my researcher face and you will see something about our meeting / conversation in a piece of my writing soon.

You have been warned.

ARE YOU IN TOWN?
I’m in a town. Where are you? I spend most of my time in Western New England right now. I’m not sure how long I am going to be based here. I’m here because I have free rent, a research population, and family commitments.

I visit Boston, NYC, and California often. If you want to know if I am in town, please define “town.” See my upcoming events for a little insight

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