Be My Bitch — Fund My Research!

I was in the bathtub this morning thinking about the limitations I am facing in this disastrous California budget crisis. I need at least $30,000 more this year. At least. I’m thinking about applying for grants. My loans are tapped. I need money if I am going to accomplish the things I need to accomplish. I can’t sit in coffee houses and write free porn forever. Maybe I need a job. There is no way I will be able to get my work done if I get a day job. No, what I need is a slave who wants to commit to a year-long training session.

I’m bad assed. I know this. I have a decade of ethnographic experience as a dominatrix. I am kinky, I am smart, I am hot all hell. I like to piss on boys in public places, I like to turn boys into girls, I like to wear corsets, I like to travel to exotic places. I’m a yogini who is looking to find someone to go on a sexual adventure with.

Yes, I am looking to fund my research this way. This in no way makes my intentions objectionable. I am an academic pervert. Why should I not allow my sexuality to pay for my research in the field of sexuality?

I’m short on funds for my graduate work. I’m putting out a call for a boy who wants to engage in a year-long training. Do you want to be turned into a girl but don’t have the balls? Do you want to explore your sexual boundaries and limits with someone over time? Build a trusting relationship and push your edge? Do you think that higher education is a worthwhile endeavor? Would you simply like to fund my work?

My ideal scenario is that you will tell me you have enough financial liquidity to pony up 30K this year. Please, please, please don’t waste my time. If this amount of money would be a burden on you do not offer it to me. I am looking for someone who can afford to take on a project that develops their sexuality and funds my research.

I will consider a couple, an individual person, or possibly two separate parties at 15K each. If you are interested in training for a year write a brief introduction to your kink, your experience, and your sexual goals. Please keep this statement under 300 words.

Put your contact information and a picture of your face in this message. It would be ideal if you are in Sothern California or New England. Be prepared to move forward rather quickly.