The Widow Centauri
The Widow Centauri is a professional dominatrix, sex educator, author, and funny person. She currently resides in Hollywood California and travels extensively. She has a degree in Creative Writing from Antioch University and was kicked out of the Second City Conservatory after failing the pop culture interrogation.
The Widow Centauri is a bubbly, vibrant, electric, spontaneous, funny, clever, bizarre, comedic force. Widow Centauri has been seen on Comedy Central, Showtime, and Playboy TV. She has entertained audiences at The Laugh Factory, The Improv, The Comedy Store, and clubs across the country.
Wanna book her?
She is available for consultations, sessions, workshops, and performances of her one-woman show If Lucy Had A Whip: Tales of An American Dominatrix. The show runs one hour and can be performed in almost any venue. See http://www.americandominatrix.wordpress.com for more information and clips.
Her agent wants you to know that she is also available for theatrical performances.
To Contact The Widow Centauri
email her directly at widow_centauri@hotmail.com
2 Comments
March 11, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I would pay to see a black guy fuck the hell out of you and then you piss on me. If you can set this up let me know. I am sure a few people would like to see this!
Chad
March 12, 2008 at 7:16 am
And after the performance of “12 legs. one dick” or “Shadow Fuck, It’s just black and white.” where the show is performed behind a back lit curtain and the crowd watches in delight as you get your rocks off on a very black man…
I’ll be in the parking lot, waiting patiently, in a big old one tune pickup, as your driver, with a dog shock collar locked around the back side of my scrotum. As you aproch with your company, you pull out your key chain with the remote, hold it up and press the button for all to see. The classic cherp associated with a car alarm is replaced with a yelp.
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